Sunday, December 7, 2008

Strange English Language

The English language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face itEnglish is a strange language.

There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England

French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth

If the teacher taught,Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetableswhat the heck does a humanitarian eat!?

Why do people recite at a playyet play at a recital?

Park on driveways andDrive on parkwaysYou have to marvel at the unique lunacyOf a language where a house can burn up asIt burns down And in which you fill in a form By filling it outAnd a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computersAnd it reflects the creativity of the human race(Which of course a point for debate)

That is whyWhen the stars are out they are visibleBut when the lights are out they are invisible And why it is that when I wind up my watchIt startsBut when I wind up this observation,It ends.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Story of Software engineer funny

Story of Software Engineer
Apne Project ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,zindagi se hara hua hai,par "Bugs" se haar nahi manata,Apne application ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai,par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain , ye nahi janata,din par din ek excel file banata ja raha haiWo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,das hazaar line ke code main error dhoond lete hain lekin,majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti,pc pe hazaar windows khuli hain,par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,satuday-sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naha raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,Coding karte karte pata hi nahi chala,bugs ki priority kab maa-baap se high ho gayi,kitabon main gulab rakhne wala , cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya,dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi,weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,maze lena ho iske to pooch lo,"Salary Increment" ki party kab dila rahe ho,hansi udana ho to pooch lo,"Onsite" kab ja rahe ho?wo dekho onsite se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,kharche badh rahe hain,baal kam ho rahe hain,KRA ki date ati nahi,Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,lo phir se bus choot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,Pizza gale se nahi utarta,to "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai,office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta,maa ke hath ka wo khana baar roz yaad ata hai,"Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi, free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiya,Software engg. ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan,hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,software engg. wahi ban sakta hai, jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,hum log jee jee ke marte hain , zindagi hai kuch aisi,ek fauj ki naukri, doosri software engg. ki , dono ek jaisi,is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai.