PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER

PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER

Rules :-i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.

ii)Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam starts will be forced to join Al Qaida group .

iii)Ak 47 -s and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall. Students may keep their daggers, Revolvers and pack of anthrax bombs only for self defense.

Math’s Exam Time 3 hours. Full Marks 100.... All questions are compulsory.
Kindly read all questions before attempting.
1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder .He has 7 wives in his house.Abdul distributed money to his wives in such a proportion that the youngestand most recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum, andeach wife gets double of her former competitor. Abdul has 1700 Rupaye leftin his house. Abdul's oldest wife needs atleast 25 rupaye per month.
So Find out the time when Abdul will have to break Jail to come out and earn moneyso that his wives do not starve.

2. Karim is a Drug seller. Prices per gram of Marijuana, hasis, haroineand LHD s are 50, 60,70,80 Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a discountof Rupaye 20 for his buyers who buys more than 50 grams of drug. If Rahim,a buyer gets Rupaye 37 discount , find out the grams of LHD he bought.

3. Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He deforms the ball .02% ofits original shape each time . Find the percentage deformation the balldue to tampering in a one day series against India in which Imran bowled9.3 overs.

4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping & Murder Private Limited. He has to threat 10 people per day over Telephone.... 40% of thepeople he threats are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are Businessman in Delhi , 20% are Cricket Players in Madras and 10% are shopkeepres in Calcutta .

If ISD charges are rupaye 15, 25, 40, 50 per minute from Mohammed's city Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi,Calcutta and Madras respectively and he getsa Telephone bill of 10,230 Rupaya in a month
Find out The No of Cinema stars in Mumbai ,threatened in that particular month.

5. A terrorist group has to provide one Ak 47.one AK 49,one Rocket Launcher, 50 Grenades and one pack of RDX to its Ron roots fortraining. One AK 47 costs 100$; One Ak 49 costs 150 $ ,A Bazuka rocket Launcher costs 250 $, grenade is 3 $ each, a pack of Rdx Bomb attached with remote Control is 500$. The terrorist group admits 2000 new people every year out of which 30% are court-martialed.
Find the amt of Foreign Money Pakistan Govt has to provide each year to run such a group.

6. If stabilty of democratic Govt. in pakistan is given by the following equation X exp3 +X exp2 -16 = i, where the notations have their usualmeaning.
So find out x.

7. Probaliblity of a Pakistani prime minister to be shot is 78 %. Probabilty of a Military general to be shot is 80% . Find the jointprobability of a Prime minister to be shot who is also a Military general....

8) Find out geometrically the area of Paktunistaan using PI Theorem with Osama BIn Ladens Correction (That is taking the value of PI = 786instead of 3.14....), if Pakistaan is taken as a heptagon.

9) A 'GHAURI' missile tries to fly from Drass to Kargil which is not too far from Drass (say 100 miles) and is exactly to the East of Drass.

10)The wind is blowing from the South and the speed of the wind is exactly equal to the speed of the airplane. (The speed of the airplane is measuredwith respect to the air! The pilot decides to steer straight to Kargil all the time during the flight.
Find out that will the airplane ever reach Kargil ?
What if the speed of the wind is k times the speed of the airplane, where k is a positive number (can be greater or less than 1)? Try to sketch the trajectory of the airplane (with respect to the ground, of course)

Computer Vs. Hindi Films

Computer Vs. Hindi Films:-
1) Pentium III & Pentium I ---- Bade miyan - Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
4)F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.
7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server -Godfather.\ SARKAR...
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security -Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) DumbTerminal - Anari.
21) Mouse - Jaanwar.
22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
24)Tempo rary file - Khote Sikkey.
25) Operator vs Computer - Mein khiladi Tu Anadii

Strange English Language

The English language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face itEnglish is a strange language.

There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England

French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth

If the teacher taught,Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetableswhat the heck does a humanitarian eat!?

Why do people recite at a playyet play at a recital?

Park on driveways andDrive on parkwaysYou have to marvel at the unique lunacyOf a language where a house can burn up asIt burns down And in which you fill in a form By filling it outAnd a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computersAnd it reflects the creativity of the human race(Which of course a point for debate)

That is whyWhen the stars are out they are visibleBut when the lights are out they are invisible And why it is that when I wind up my watchIt startsBut when I wind up this observation,It ends.

Story of Software engineer funny

Story of Software Engineer
Apne Project ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,zindagi se hara hua hai,par "Bugs" se haar nahi manata,Apne application ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai,par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain , ye nahi janata,din par din ek excel file banata ja raha haiWo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,das hazaar line ke code main error dhoond lete hain lekin,majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti,pc pe hazaar windows khuli hain,par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,satuday-sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naha raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,Coding karte karte pata hi nahi chala,bugs ki priority kab maa-baap se high ho gayi,kitabon main gulab rakhne wala , cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya,dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi,weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,maze lena ho iske to pooch lo,"Salary Increment" ki party kab dila rahe ho,hansi udana ho to pooch lo,"Onsite" kab ja rahe ho?wo dekho onsite se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,kharche badh rahe hain,baal kam ho rahe hain,KRA ki date ati nahi,Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,lo phir se bus choot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,Pizza gale se nahi utarta,to "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai,office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta,maa ke hath ka wo khana baar roz yaad ata hai,"Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi, free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiya,Software engg. ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan,hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,software engg. wahi ban sakta hai, jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,hum log jee jee ke marte hain , zindagi hai kuch aisi,ek fauj ki naukri, doosri software engg. ki , dono ek jaisi,is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai.

Sehwag lost century due to Umpire and India moves to 2nd in ICC ranking

India defeated England by six wickets in the fifth one-day international on Wednesday to take a 5-0 lead in the seven-game series.

India now leading the series 5-0 and wish it leads to 7-0 clean sweep.

Today Sachin completes his 90th fifty and blistering Virendra sehwag given LBW at score of 91 by ediot umpire Amish Saheba, on a delivrey going outside the legstump. Why umpire give the decision in so hurry ?

Indian politicians are not secular--- they are pseudosecular

What is Secular & What is Communal ?Congress says : Muslims getting killed by a few hundred is no less than a holocaust; But poor protesters getting shot in West Bengal under Left Govt is just a plain misunderstanding; 3,000 Sikhs getting slaughtered in thousands was only a big mistake; and 300,000 Hindus becoming refugees and thousands dead due to Islamic terrorists in Kashmir is a only political problem. Congress says : Congress denying Lord Rama's existence was simply a Clerical Error. But BJP saying it hurt Hindu sentiments is communal!Congress says : Haj subsidies for Muslim pilgrimage worth 3000 crores funded by Hindu tax money is secular; But Hindus questioning how their hard earned money is used are communal;Congress says : Banning Da Vinci Code was Secular But Modi Banning Parzania in Gujarat was Communal;Congress says : Chinese invasion in 1962 was just an 'unfortunate betrayal'; Kargil attack during BJP Rule was Government failure;Congress says : Reservation in every school and college on caste lines strengthen society; But same reservations in minority institutions is Communal;Congress says : Fake encounters under Cong-NCP in Maharashtra was only an instance of Police atrocity; But Fake encounters in Gujarat [Sohrabuddin] was Modi sponsored 'BJP' Communalism;Congress says : Talking about Islam and Muslim appeasement is Secular; But talking about Hindus and Hindu concerns is dangerous and Communal; Congress says : BJP freeing 3 terrorists to save Indian hostages was Shameful; But freeing 4 militants to save the life of the daughter of a minister [Rubina Sayed] was a Natural Political dilemma;Congress says : Attack on Parliament was the result of BJP ineptitude; But Congress Not hanging Afzal Guru,the mastermind despite Supreme Court orders is due to Humanity and Political dilemma;Congress says : (Manmohan) Muslims have the first right on India's resources; But Hindus questioning it is communal;

क्या आप धर्मनिरपेक्ष हैं ? जरा फ़िर सोचिये और स्वयं के लिये इन प्रश्नों के उत्तर खोजिये.....

१. विश्व में लगभग ५२ मुस्लिम देश हैं, एक मुस्लिम देश का नाम बताईये जो हज के लिये "सब्सिडी" देता हो ?

२. एक मुस्लिम देश बताईये जहाँ हिन्दुओं के लिये विशेष कानून हैं, जैसे कि भारत में मुसलमानों के लिये हैं ?

३. किसी एक देश का नाम बताईये, जहाँ ८५% बहुसंख्यकों को "याचना" करनी पडती है, १५% अल्पसंख्यकों को संतुष्ट करने के लिये ?

४. एक मुस्लिम देश का नाम बताईये, जहाँ का राष्ट्रपति या प्रधानमन्त्री गैर-मुस्लिम हो ?

५. किसी "मुल्ला" या "मौलवी" का नाम बताईये, जिसने आतंकवादियों के खिलाफ़ फ़तवा जारी किया हो ?

६. महाराष्ट्र, बिहार, केरल जैसे हिन्दू बहुल राज्यों में मुस्लिम मुख्यमन्त्री हो चुके हैं, क्या आप कल्पना कर सकते हैं कि मुस्लिम बहुल राज्य "कश्मीर" में कोई हिन्दू मुख्यमन्त्री हो सकता है ?

७. १९४७ में आजादी के दौरान पाकिस्तान में हिन्दू जनसंख्या 24% थी, अब वह घटकर 1% रह गई है, उसी समय तत्कालीन पूर्वी पाकिस्तान (अब आज का अहसानफ़रामोश बांग्लादेश) में हिन्दू जनसंख्या 30% थी जो अब 7% से भी कम हो गई है । क्या हुआ गुमशुदा हिन्दुओं का ? क्या वहाँ (और यहाँ भी) हिन्दुओं के कोई मानवाधिकार हैं ?

८. जबकि इस दौरान भारत में मुस्लिम जनसंख्या 10.4% से बढकर 14.2% हो गई है, क्या वाकई हिन्दू कट्टरवादी हैं ?

९. यदि हिन्दू असहिष्णु हैं तो कैसे हमारे यहाँ मुस्लिम सडकों पर नमाज पढते रहते हैं, लाऊडस्पीकर पर दिन भर चिल्लाते रहते हैं कि "अल्लाह के सिवाय और कोई शक्ति नहीं है" ?

Rahul Dravid needs support

After a great farewell to ganguly, there is lot of talks about Rahul considering his current low phase.

Rahul is legendary player and he is going through a bad phase he needs some strong backing.

I am sure Dravid will bounce back soon and will fire on full throttle.

MS Dhoni has finally spoke out something about Rahul.Currently, when everyone is worried about Rahul's form, captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni believes he's too big a player to worry about. "All players go through a phase," Dhoni said. "But Dravid is a great player and has proved himself time and again for us. So we are not worried about his form."
Although in Mohali that was not the case. After a bright innings of 39 in the first essay, Dhoni, the stand-in captain, decided to bring himself up the order with quick runs being the need of the hour. The situation wasn't all that different here, but India chose to stick with the same batting order in the second innings. Rahul could not get double figure on his name again.
Dhoni said the good start India got in the second innings didn't call for a gamble to follow.
"We got off to a good start and decided to send Dravid in," he said. "It's better to send someone in this situation who hasn't been in touch of late."
That is something which may bring a ray of hope in Rahul's career.These words hold an importance from Rahul's point of view because he can get himself out of the pressure of being dropped.We will have to wait till England series (1st test match on 11 Dec.).

Out-of-form Rahul Dravid on Sunday got support from unexpected quarters with Australia coach Tim Nielsen backing the former India captain to get out of the lean patch soon.
Nielsen said Dravid's poor form was compounded by the fact that he got out to good balls in the ongoing series against Australia."I think Rahul has had one of those series where he seems to have got quite a few good balls. Every time he has nicked the ball, it has gone straight to the keeper or slips and they have caught it. One jumped a bit in the first innings (in the Test here) and he gloved it straight to short leg," Nielsen said."He is just having a bit of a rut at the moment where it seems as though he is a low spot as far as scoring runs and not having a lot of luck. It's interesting. He has been training hard," Nielsen added.Dravid's poor run in the series in which he has aggregated just 120 runs from seven innings with a lone fifty in it has raised question marks about his continued presence in the team when the two-Test series against England commences next month at Ahmedabad."We often see him down the nets when we are there having a session by himself and working hard. I know the quality of player that he is, I am sure he will make a lot of runs in the future. It was just his turn to have a bit of a dry spot this series and he will come back hard," Nielsen elaborated.Nielsen pointed out that the other Indian batsmen have made up for Dravid's indifferent form. "But his team has made up for it by scoring a lot of runs around him," he added.

Heroes - Salman Khan's movie releasing soon

After Akshay Kumar who portrays a Sikh in the movie Singh is Kinng, its the turn of Salman Khan to play a Sardar in his upcoming movie Heroes. The are reports that the actor has been growing his beard for his latest movie. The movie directed by Samir Karnik was earlier titled as Mera Bharat Mahan.
The multi starer also has Sunny Deol, Bobby Deol, Preity Zinta, Sohail Khan, Mithun Chakraborty, Riya Sen and Amrita Arora. The film draws its inspiration from the 2004 movie Diarios De Motocicleta or The Motorcycles Diaries based on the journals of Che Guevara, the leader of the Cuban Revolution. The book narrates how Che and his friend crossed the length of South America in a motorcycle.

This much awiated flick is going to release soon perhaps 24th oct.

watch the trailer

http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=QNVp0XYO7EU

Aravind Adiga- The Indian Tiger wins Booker for The White Tiger

Brief BIO
Aravind Adiga was born in India in 1974 and raised partly in Australia. He attended Columbia and Oxford universities. A former correspondent for Time magazine, he has also been published in the Financial Times. He lives in Mumbai, India.

The Booker

Aravind Adiga has won the 2008 Man Booker Prize, one of the world’s most prestigious literary awards, for “The White Tiger” - his debut novel set against the backdrop of India’s growing wealth gap.Adiga took the 50,000-pound ($87,000-dollar) prize for a book described by the chairman of the judges as revealing “the dark side of India” at a glittering ceremony Tuesday night in London’s Guildhall attended by the literary who’s who of the British capital.
The 33-year-old former journalist said his book - the story of Balram Halwai, a village boy who becomes an entrepreneur through villainous means - aimed to highlight the needs of India’s poor.
“It is a fact that for most of the poor people in India there are only two ways to go up - either through crime or through politics, which can be a variant of crime,” Adiga, the fifth Indian-origin writer to win the prize, told the BBC.
“These people at the bottom have the same aspirations as the middle class - to make it in life, to become businessmen, to create business empires. They need to be given their legitimate needs - the schooling, the education, the health care - to achieve those dreams. If not, as I said, there are only two ways up: crime or politics.”
But Adiga said that although India has “an extreme divide between the rich and the poor” his book wasn’t a social commentary.
“It’s an attempt to dramatise this and get it into literature. It’s meant to be a fun book and to engage its readers,” said Adiga, who beat off competition from five other authors, including fellow Indian Amitav Ghosh, nominated for his “Sea of Poppies”.
Chairman of the judges Michael Portillo said Adiga - only the third debutant to win the award in its 40-year-history - won because judges felt that his book “shocked and entertained in equal measure.”
“The novel undertakes the extraordinarily difficult task of gaining and holding the reader’s sympathy for a thoroughgoing villain. The book gains from dealing with pressing social issues and significant global developments with astonishing humour.”
The other shortlisted authors were Steve Toltz of Australia (”A Fraction of the Whole”), Sebastian Barry of Ireland (”The Secret Scripture”), and British writers Linda Grant and Philip Hensher (”The Clothes on Their Backs” and “The Northern Clemency” respectively).
Chennai-born Adiga is the third debut writer to win the award - after DBC Pierre in 2003 for his “Vernon God Little” and Arundhati Roy in 1997 for “The God of Small Things”.
He is the fifth Indian-origin author to win, joining the ranks of V.S. Naipaul, Salman Rushdie, Arundhati Roy and Kiran Desai.
Adiga, asked about winning the prize in the midst of a financial crisis, said: “India and China have come into their own and the fiction that comes from these countries should reflect the fact.
“What that means is writers from those countries need to be more critical in looking at those countries because they no longer need protection. As they step out into the world stage and potentially rule the world, it is even more important.”
Adiga dedicated the prize to New Delhi, where he has lived for many years.
“It’s a city that I love and a city that’s going to determine India’s future and the future of a large part of the world. It’s a book about Delhi, so I dedicate it to the people that made it happen,” he said.

Paul Krugman, Princeton University professor of economics and international affairs, wins Nobel

Paul Krugman, whose relentless criticism of the Bush administration includes opposition to the $700 billion financial bailout, won the Nobel prize in economics Monday for his work on international trade patterns.
The Princeton University professor and New York Times columnist is the best-known American economist to win the prize in decades.
The Nobel committee commended Krugman's work on global trade, beginning with a 10-page paper in 1979 that knit together two fields of study, helping foster a better understanding of why countries produce similar products and why people move from the small towns to cities.
Krugman (pronounced KROOG-man) is best known for his unabashedly liberal column in the Times, which he has written since 1999. In it, he has said Republicans are becoming "the party of the stupid" and that the economic meltdown made GOP presidential nominee John McCain "more frightening now than he was a few weeks ago."
But at a news conference, Krugman said he doesn't think he won the prize because of his political views.
"Nobel prizes are given to intellectuals," he said. "A lot of intellectuals are anti-Bush."
Tore Ellingsen, a member of the prize committee, acknowledged that Krugman was an "opinion maker" but said he was honored solely for his research.
"We disregard everything except for the scientific merits," Ellingsen told The Associated Press.Krugman, 55, was the lone winner of the $1.4 million award and the latest in a string of Americans to be honored. It was only the second time since 2000 that a single laureate won the prize, which is typically shared by two or three researchers.
Krugman is the rare academic economist who is also part of pop culture. A YouTube video of Krugman's joint appearance with Fox News pundit Bill O'Reilly on "Meet the Press" has been viewed by more than 100,000 people. Besides co-authoring textbooks, he has written two best-sellers, "The Great Unraveling: Losing Our Way in the New Century" and "The Conscience of a Liberal," which has jumped into the top 25 on Amazon.com and is currently out of stock.
None of the books by last week's winner of the Nobel Prize for literature, Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clezio, reached that high on Amazon.
Always outspoken, Krugman has compared the current financial doldrums to the Great Depression, saying Monday that he hoped a global effort to address the crisis might work.
"I'm slightly less terrified today than I was on Friday," he said, referring to the weekend talks among European leaders that led to the partial nationalization of British banks and unlimited access to U.S. dollars for banks worldwide.
That said, he hasn't found much to praise about the Bush administration's actions during the crisis. In a Times column Monday, Krugman commended British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and Chancellor Alistair Darling, saying they "went straight to the heart of the problem ... with stunning speed" by demanding ownership stakes in banks in exchange for financial aid, while U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson at first rejected that model
"And whaddya know," Krugman continued, "Mr. Paulson _ after arguably wasting several precious weeks _ has also reversed course, and now plans to buy equity stakes rather than bad mortgage securities."
The Bush administration would not comment Monday on whether Krugman would be invited to the White House, as is custom with American Nobel laureates.
Krugman said he hoped to continue focusing on his research and writing.
"The prize will enhance visibility," he said, "but I hope it does not lead me into going to a lot of purely celebratory events, aside from the Nobel presentation itself.
"I'm a great believer in continuing to do work," he said. "I hope that two weeks from now I'm back to being pretty much the same person I was before."
In awarding Krugman the Nobel, the Swedish academy said his theory helped answer pressing questions and inspired an enormous field of research.
Krugman's work looked at on how economies of scale _ the idea that as the volume of production increases, the cost of making each unit falls _ worked alongside population levels and transportation costs to affect global trade. Krugman's theory was that because consumers want a diversity of products, and because economies of scale make production cheaper, multiple countries can build similar products, such as cars. Sweden builds its own car brands for export and to sell at home, for example, while also importing cars from other countries.
"Trade theory, like much of economics, used to be discussed in the context of perfect competition: thousands of farmers and thousands of customers meeting in a market," with supply and demand governing prices, said Avinash Dixit, a Princeton economist who specializes in trade theory.
The theory changed as economists realized conditions in the market were imperfect, and that only a small number of companies in certain industries, such as autos, had economies of scale.
"Krugman was the main person who brought all the theory together, recognized its importance to the real world, produced a large expansion of international trade theory to make it more applicable to the modern world," Dixit said.
Krugman graduated with a bachelor's degree from Yale in 1974 and received a Ph.D. from MIT in 1977. Besides teaching at Yale and MIT, he also taught at Stanford. He is a native of Bellmore, N.Y., graduating from John F. Kennedy High School.
The last time an economist who was this well-known outside academia won the Nobel was 1976, when Milton Friedman, a University of Chicago professor who starred in a PBS series called "Free to Choose," took the prize.
The award is the last of the six Nobel prizes announced this year and is not one of the original Nobels. It was created in 1968 by the Swedish central bank in Alfred Nobel's memory.
The Nobels in medicine, chemistry, physics, literature and economics will be handed out in Stockholm by Sweden's King Carl XVI on Dec. 10, the anniversary of Nobel's death in 1896. The Nobel Peace Prize is handed out in Oslo, Norway, on the same date.
At Monday's news conference, Krugman was asked about China's economic future. He said he did not have an answer. "I've spent the last few years trying to save my own damn republic," Krugman said.